Episode 4

The One Where Steve Doesn't Curse

Published on: 10th March, 2021

This week the guys start the pod by addressing the fan feedback from the last episode. Anthony is brought to tears reading all the wonderful reviews. Zoo’s and Ecology sites and Aquariums OH MY!!! Ant brings over his air fryer to make some Arby’s curly fries. Steve goes PG for this episode declaring he won’t curse for the whole show, and the Bitcoin adjace virtual curse jar is created. What is zesty sauce? The guys report back on their tastings of the new Oreo strawberry frosted donut flavor and some of the cereals discussed on last week’s pod. We learn just how far Ben and Steve took their obsession for s’mores Oreos. Steve says “Fleek” and the guys find common ground on the bax (bag + box = bax). Out of the three cereals tasted, Dunkaroos takes the milk! Hotels in Space! The guys book their Air BNB and line up an Uber spaceship. Class action suit against Anthony’s email neglect and pricey video games. KIX: Kid-Resold, Mother-Resigned! Ben wears patent leather Jordan’s in the rain cause he’s a baller and Ant gifts his brother a pair cause that’s the kind of guy he is. Ben is robbed of making the best drunk decision of his life on a pair of Foamposites. Flu-Game Jordan holds cure for corona...unofficially. Space Jam holds key to our hearts. The sequel remains to be seen. MJ is the G.O.A.T. don’t @ us. HBO Max glitches and users get first hour of the Snyder Cut of The Justice League instead of Tom and Jerry. Delta - Bravo - Helicopter. Steve still hasn’t cursed. Don’t yawn during Face ID. How can we be Five Stars for you? “The Mutants” in development at Marvel and Poe Dameron hated the Apocalypse.

*WANDAVISION FINALE SPOILERS* (starts at 1:10:00 ends at 1:20:44)

The guys celebrate the Women of the MCU and their favorite leading ladies. Shout out Zelda! Steve was one Hibachi zucchini toss away from a DUI. Shout out John Candy and all the classics he was in. Cool Runnings! Clean Steve still hasn’t cursed, but really needs one right now. Aaron Judge bridges the gap. SHAQ don’t Crack...but tables sure do! Ben launches the Friendly Fire segment and becomes the inaugural member. Steve makes it through THE ENTIRE EPISODE without cursing!!!

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Unofficial Intelligence
Internet news, pop-culture, and the quest to find the nuggets of truth you didn't know you needed.
Welcome to Unofficial Intelligence!

My name is Steve and each week my friends Ben and Anthony come by so that I can justify having more than one couch in my living room. We talk about the things that matter most in life, like who just got cast for a show based on a video game or why it’s better to order unsalted fries from McDonald's. Point is we hope all the random things we’ve learned through bizarre personal experiences or late night YouTube worm holes can help you in some way. Who knows maybe it’ll even give you something to talk about at parties whenever that’s a thing you can do again. We hope you enjoy our ramblings while you’re doing whatever it is that you’re doing. Honk twice if you’re in traffic! Let us hype you up while you bust out that last super set! You got it! Push! Believe!!!

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Steve Ciccone

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Steve is one third of the bizarre comedy minds behind Unofficial Intelligence. He spent the last decade of his life living in sunny Los Angeles and is back to enduring actual weather again in New York. When he's not nerding out over fan theories about grown men and women in tights and capes, he's enjoying a nice single origin coffee. Once upon a time a gigging drummer with his SoCal reggae band and now a podcaster. Next thing you know he may try stand-up comedy and really make his parents proud.

Ben Armato

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Greatest accomplishments include: Platinum Trophies on Skyrim and Kingdom Hearts III, ruining a good 10 years of his life with student loan repayments, and being a go-to for fast food knowledge.

Loves spicy food and will make you try it by saying “it’s not that bad” just to get your reaction.

Avid New York Mets and Liverpool FC fan.

Anthony T

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Your friendly neighborhood Podcaster with too many hobbies and favorite things! I'm a Father, Husband and nerd with the desires for story telling and comedy.