Episode 5

The Juliana Ethereum

Published on: 17th March, 2021

This week Ben falls victim to daylight savings. Ant thinks kids need to toughen up, but Steve admits he’s allergic to weather. No such thing as seasons or moderate weather in New York. Google is hogging our podcast for themselves instead of putting it out for everyone on their platform. Steve makes a giant Brazilian coffee for the show and will undoubtedly be up all night. PG-13 Steve adds bitcoins to the virtual cursing jar and let’s the guys know he bought stickers for everyone with Ethereum. Shout out Black Widow and Wonder Woman. RIP Biggie Smalls. The guys look at the photos sent in from the listeners of all the cereal flexes. It’s National Pi Day! KFC isn’t chicken and Subway can’t legally call their bread, bread. Colonel Sanders was hiding while all the other chicken sangwiches duked it out. Anthony’s movie voice makes Steve want Chick-fil-a on a Sunday. Dave Thomas would not approve the new jalapeño popper if he were still with us. What can you cook with Ben & Jerry’s, a glade plugin, a package of markers and a lighter? Find out next time on Supermarket Stakeout! Potatoes are back at Taco Bell! Shout out LPG’s! Bruh... Minari was an experience and the guys need to see it. Eggplant parm for everyone! Steve reviews Cherry aka the live action Spider-Verse. Avatar passes Endgame in all-time box office and Zoe Saldana keeps Marvel fans from rioting. Ben brokers a deal for Steve to watch Hamilton if he watches some classics in return. Zack Snyder’s Justice League is upon us and Ben is getting HYPE! Batman has come a long way since having nipples. Ang Lee puts tigers on the map, opening the door for more opportunities in Hollywood. Ben is a big fan of the Rocky movies and Steve thinks the son should’ve taken his mothers last name. Shout out Creed 3! Netflix didn’t have parents that taught them the importance of sharing and it shows. New TMNT game looks awesome and has reignited a fire in the guys hearts for old school arcade games. New Matrix movie coming out and the transition from the first three to the new one is welcomed. Keanu Reeves is half man half god in his new comic book BRZRKR. John Wick adjace. The guys are pulling for A-rod and JLO. Steve has an eventful 15 minutes when leaving the house. Ant treats himself to some Lululemon boxer briefs. Steve gets roasted and burnt to a crisp in this weeks Friendly Fire!

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About the Podcast

Unofficial Intelligence
Internet news, pop-culture, and the quest to find the nuggets of truth you didn't know you needed.
Welcome to Unofficial Intelligence!

My name is Steve and each week my friends Ben and Anthony come by so that I can justify having more than one couch in my living room. We talk about the things that matter most in life, like who just got cast for a show based on a video game or why it’s better to order unsalted fries from McDonald's. Point is we hope all the random things we’ve learned through bizarre personal experiences or late night YouTube worm holes can help you in some way. Who knows maybe it’ll even give you something to talk about at parties whenever that’s a thing you can do again. We hope you enjoy our ramblings while you’re doing whatever it is that you’re doing. Honk twice if you’re in traffic! Let us hype you up while you bust out that last super set! You got it! Push! Believe!!!

About your hosts

Steve Ciccone

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Steve is one third of the bizarre comedy minds behind Unofficial Intelligence. He spent the last decade of his life living in sunny Los Angeles and is back to enduring actual weather again in New York. When he's not nerding out over fan theories about grown men and women in tights and capes, he's enjoying a nice single origin coffee. Once upon a time a gigging drummer with his SoCal reggae band and now a podcaster. Next thing you know he may try stand-up comedy and really make his parents proud.

Ben Armato

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Greatest accomplishments include: Platinum Trophies on Skyrim and Kingdom Hearts III, ruining a good 10 years of his life with student loan repayments, and being a go-to for fast food knowledge.

Loves spicy food and will make you try it by saying “it’s not that bad” just to get your reaction.

Avid New York Mets and Liverpool FC fan.

Anthony T

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Your friendly neighborhood Podcaster with too many hobbies and favorite things! I'm a Father, Husband and nerd with the desires for story telling and comedy.