Episode 15

Carpet Teeth

Published on: 26th May, 2021

This week Steve's air conditioner is on the fritz and he's got a bone to pick with GE. Ben smuggles some original artwork from JAZZ on the train (00:12:34). Anthony Turn TU-RANO gets the call up from the Trash Pandas softball team and puts on a defensive clinic. He also finally meets the LEGEND known as Frank! Salt water life is on hold as everything pool related is on backorder until the weather doesn't allow swimming anymore. Cousin Lenny throws up out his car window from dipping and receives a police escort all the way home. This week on Talking Snack, Steve tries the Doritos XXTRA Flamin' Hot Nachos (00:27:23). The guys discuss plans for the upcoming Hot Sauce Challenge. Steve gets Cotton Candy Grapes for the guys and Ben tries the genetically modified fruit for the first time. Kiwis make Anthony's mouth hurt and spinach makes Ben's teeth feel like a plush carpet. Ben takes to GOOGLE for all the carpet teeth answers we don't need and we also find out that Anthony is most likely allergic to kiwi. Do you know how difficult it is to get a pine nut? RIP to the legendary comedian/writer/actor, Paul Mooney. Entertainment News (00:47:33). Batman The Animated series by JJ Abrams and Matt Reeves coming to HBO Max. Don Cheadle getting all the work as he'll be in a new show also coming to HBO Max called "No Sudden Move" and narrating the new Wonder Years reboot. Shouts to War Machine! Marvel drops first Eternals teaser trailer! The guys get their first e-mail and it prompts Steve and Ben to finally watch The Boys and weigh in on the first season (00:54:35). Special shout out to Andrew for reaching out! This weeks Friendly Fire asks the fans to weigh in. Maybe your jokes will make the show! make sure you follow us on Instagram so you can join in on the fun!

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Unofficial Intelligence
Internet news, pop-culture, and the quest to find the nuggets of truth you didn't know you needed.
Welcome to Unofficial Intelligence!

My name is Steve and each week my friends Ben and Anthony come by so that I can justify having more than one couch in my living room. We talk about the things that matter most in life, like who just got cast for a show based on a video game or why it’s better to order unsalted fries from McDonald's. Point is we hope all the random things we’ve learned through bizarre personal experiences or late night YouTube worm holes can help you in some way. Who knows maybe it’ll even give you something to talk about at parties whenever that’s a thing you can do again. We hope you enjoy our ramblings while you’re doing whatever it is that you’re doing. Honk twice if you’re in traffic! Let us hype you up while you bust out that last super set! You got it! Push! Believe!!!

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Steve Ciccone

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Steve is one third of the bizarre comedy minds behind Unofficial Intelligence. He spent the last decade of his life living in sunny Los Angeles and is back to enduring actual weather again in New York. When he's not nerding out over fan theories about grown men and women in tights and capes, he's enjoying a nice single origin coffee. Once upon a time a gigging drummer with his SoCal reggae band and now a podcaster. Next thing you know he may try stand-up comedy and really make his parents proud.

Ben Armato

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Greatest accomplishments include: Platinum Trophies on Skyrim and Kingdom Hearts III, ruining a good 10 years of his life with student loan repayments, and being a go-to for fast food knowledge.

Loves spicy food and will make you try it by saying “it’s not that bad” just to get your reaction.

Avid New York Mets and Liverpool FC fan.

Anthony T

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Your friendly neighborhood Podcaster with too many hobbies and favorite things! I'm a Father, Husband and nerd with the desires for story telling and comedy.