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Episode 4 - A New Pod

Published on: 27th February, 2021

Ben’s hair is infiltrating Steve’s apartment and weaving it’s way through his socks. Ben finds his GF’s hair in his butt crack and let’s us know how that’s even possible. Ant pulls ring sequel from his bathroom drain and Steve’s living room floor is WAP! Casting announcements for the Last Of Us. Pedro Pascal is winning at acting. Ben spoils plot of TLOU. The Walking Dead and their family of apocalypses. Are people tired of all the zombie premises? The guys talk about cursing on tv OMFG! Ant talks about people acting like Richard’s and the hole is what makes an ass wrong. Ant’s relationship with Hamilton and his garbage men. A quick Gina Carano update, but a more important Don Cheadle petition to take her place. Where’s Captain Planet when you need him?! Steve and DoorDash take things to the next level. F#%k Uber Eats! Seamless doesn’t give Ben the order he wanted, but they gave him the one he needed. Ant shouts out his Uber driver from 2011 for stopping at Taco Bell. RIP Larry Flynt. Shout out Niyla from the Memphis Hustler club. Steve recants their trip to Memphis in 2006 and getting kicked out of Hooters. B-2-THE-E!!! Ben HATES tomatoes. Ant eats them off the vine. Steve hates ketchup, but has grown fond of mustard and Mayo on his burgers. Ant is embarrassed to order the Travis Scott burger from McDonald’s so his wife mans up for him. The guys discuss all their favorite fast food places and the best items at each. Do you even know the 23 flavors of Dr. Pepper, bro?! Fast food breakfast is a staple, but who can get up in time? Ben puts Anthony on to the Wendy’s breakfast and the honey butter chicken sangwich. French toast sticks at Chuck E. Cheese were the truth. Steve forgets the name of the movie he watched, but Bill Pullman was in it! Shout out Max Landis! Ben puts four minutes on the clock for our weekly WandaVision recap. Fake ad reads. Ben is on the hunt for the best underwear and ranks the brands he's tried. Shout out Patagonia, shout out Stance. We'll get back to you on Tommy John.

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About the Podcast

Unofficial Intelligence
Internet news, pop-culture, and the quest to find the nuggets of truth you didn't know you needed.
Welcome to Unofficial Intelligence!

My name is Steve and each week my friends Ben and Anthony come by so that I can justify having more than one couch in my living room. We talk about the things that matter most in life, like who just got cast for a show based on a video game or why it’s better to order unsalted fries from McDonald's. Point is we hope all the random things we’ve learned through bizarre personal experiences or late night YouTube worm holes can help you in some way. Who knows maybe it’ll even give you something to talk about at parties whenever that’s a thing you can do again. We hope you enjoy our ramblings while you’re doing whatever it is that you’re doing. Honk twice if you’re in traffic! Let us hype you up while you bust out that last super set! You got it! Push! Believe!!!

About your hosts

Steve Ciccone

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Steve is one third of the bizarre comedy minds behind Unofficial Intelligence. He spent the last decade of his life living in sunny Los Angeles and is back to enduring actual weather again in New York. When he's not nerding out over fan theories about grown men and women in tights and capes, he's enjoying a nice single origin coffee. Once upon a time a gigging drummer with his SoCal reggae band and now a podcaster. Next thing you know he may try stand-up comedy and really make his parents proud.

Ben Armato

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Greatest accomplishments include: Platinum Trophies on Skyrim and Kingdom Hearts III, ruining a good 10 years of his life with student loan repayments, and being a go-to for fast food knowledge.

Loves spicy food and will make you try it by saying “it’s not that bad” just to get your reaction.

Avid New York Mets and Liverpool FC fan.

Anthony T

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Your friendly neighborhood Podcaster with too many hobbies and favorite things! I'm a Father, Husband and nerd with the desires for story telling and comedy.